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Kids would never learn the phrase "To Infinity and Beyond!"
What if search engines didn't existed?

Then we would all die!!! Or flunk all of our SO events, which would have the same end result.

What if my room was always clean? (*Gasp! The concept!!!*)

you would go on a killing rampage
what if i got to do fossils with the hot girl in my class

Then you are one lucky guy.
What if my scioly teams goes to nationals? (hasn't happened once)

it would be the Apocolyps
what if i meadled at state in Write It Do It again after not doing the event for a while

All of our heads would explode. Including the hot girl that you want to do Fossils with.

What if this really annoying kid in my band class would SHUT UP for an entire day?

Then you would finally be able to relax. I have the same thing in my band class, there's a kid that is the biggest suck up I've met. He doesn't shut up!
What if you found a cure for cancer?

Then it would mutate and turn everybody into zombies like in that Will Smith movie that I can't think of the name of right now.

What is the name of the movie whose name I can't remember?

I am Legend.

What if we have a free play Paris Hilton video game on the PS3? (and Wii and Xbox 360...)

Then all of our heads would explode because of the ickyness of Paris Hilton.

What if I was 3 feet tall?