Scioly Assassination 95: Wright State Gone Wrong

[Littleboy]

Its an ID clue that points to me. Shhhhh. Don't tell anybody. It'll be our secret. Ok?

[ajayd]

Someone accuse him!

[Assassinator]

One of your ranks has recieved a hint. I suggest you use it. There is still a glimmer of hope.

[TheGenius]

I believe the clue has something to do with flamethrowers. And water and death. Coupled with the chemistry aspect of the clue, and the gas mask required, it may be prudent to protect thehydrogenpoptart.

[Skink]

One of your ranks has recieved a hint. I suggest you use it. There is still a glimmer of hope.

Can someone translate this?

I believe the clue has something to do with flamethrowers. And water and death. Coupled with the chemistry aspect of the clue, and the gas mask required, it may be prudent to protect thehydrogenpoptart.

That's a bit of a stretch, bud. Unless this is intended to be the aforementioned 'hint'...ugh.

The Assassinator also mentions statistics in the post. This could be a reference to experimental design (or another event that uses statistics).

Little had Red Wings statistics in his sig once.

I'm with you, then. I think forever has it. Still:
Protect thehydrogenpoptart.

[fozendog]

I guess I will protect thehydrogenpoptart because of the reasons stated above.

[Skink]

Change your protect since I already did it. We have two to go and...not too much time left.

[Littleboy]

No. You did not protect. Saying "protect person x" is not protecting. It is saying someone should protect person x.

[Skink]

I wrote that?
...my mistake. I protect Kokonilly, I suppose.

[Cedavis6]

One of your ranks has recieved a hint. I suggest you use it. There is still a glimmer of hope.

'Tis not I who has recieved this.
EDIT: Misread a post that rendered my joke stupid.
EDIT: TheGenius, 'twas you who recieved the hint, no?