Scioly Assassination 91: The Epidemic

[fozendog]

Ok well two people have said it and I am thinking it too and she is very inactive with this game so I will accuse Cedavis.

[Assassinator]

I’m sorry for not posting for a short while, it’s because I’ve been sleep deprived; I was too tired to make a new clue. Please, forgive me.

I am not Cedavis6; enjoy your blackmark, Fozendog.

EpicFailOlympian has correctly protected FullMetalMaple.

Appalled at how I have not yet had a successful kill, I run off to my lair, and turn on my laptop; looking to find my next would-be victim. After a bit of userpage stalking, I find something that might be useful to me. I type a few key-words into Google, and find some videos that seem...well, weird and inappropriate.

The videos are made by two young adult males.

The first video starts out with one of the boys seeing a television commercial with a robot. More specifically, a ‘Bot Best Friend’. He soon bribes his mom into getting him it, and she does. It ends with the kid and his friend dying. His mom lives on, happy that her son has died, if that makes sense.

“Without heart, we are only machines.” I murmur to myself, clicking on another video.

The next episode that I click on features that two guys opening their fan mail, and finding out some stuff about polar bears in their mail.

Next, I click on another video which features an easy bake oven, that has paranormal powers to take over one of the guys; forcing him to cook delicious foods.

The next video has the two guys hacking life, which features the guys programming buttons to ‘Life Hack’.

The final video has the two guys eating ‘evil’ fortune cookies that tell them something that is going to happen in the future.

Find my next target, or they will die.

Also, Fozendog, there have been ID clues, they have just been very hard to find.

[fozendog]

Smosh?

[Shad160]

Smosh?

Yep, with the respective videos being

Awesome new robot

Polar Bear In Our Fan Mail?

Paranormal Easy Bake Oven

Life Hacking!

Evil Fortune Cookie!

...Apple?

Edit: lol forgot that Harryk's avatar is a mac

[fozendog]

Smosh?

Yep, with the respective videos being

Awesome new robot

Polar Bear In Our Fan Mail?

Paranormal Easy Bake Oven

Life Hacking!

Evil Fortune Cookie!

...Apple?

Edit: lol forgot that Harryk's avatar is a mac

That sounds right. I protect Harryk

[aim4me26]

The first video starts out with one of the boys seeing a television commercial with a robot. More specifically, a ‘Bot Best Friend’. He soon bribes his mom into getting him it, and she does. It ends with the kid and his friend dying. -Hey forever, is this part really necessary? Thanks, mnstr.- His mom lives on, happy that her son has died, if that makes sense.

^Ummm... O_O

...Also, with all the stuff referring to smosh, I would suggest that you guys protect me, as my signature, "LET ME EAT THE SUSHI WITH MY BLOOD ON IT!" is another reference to smosh. Plus, it's in my interests, and I've posted about them a few times here on the forums.

I love them so much, ahh. ♥

Anyway, yeah. I would appreciate it if y'all could protect me.

[twototwenty]

I accuse aim4me26.

[mnstrviola]

*awkward cough*

[Assassinator]

I accuse aim4me26.

Dang it. I'll wrap up in a few minutes. >< Lemme switch accounts.

[iwonder]

*awkward cough*

I just can't stop laughing...