Funny saying or Quotes or Words

[croman74]

I just realized today that the saying "Expect the unexpected" is really stupid. If you're expecting the unexpected, then the unexpected becomes the expected! (sorry if that's hard to follow)

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

ahh but if you expect the unexpected, the unexpected becomes the expected which means that what was originally expected is now unexpected, and that means that when you think you're expecting the unexpected, you're really expecting the expected. Expecting the unexpected is kinda like a dog chasing it's tail.
"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." The Man in Black (Wesley) in The Princess Bride, which brings me to one of my other favorite quotes, also said by Wesley from The Princess Bride: "You mean, you put down your rock, and I put down my sword, and then we try to kill each other like civilized people?"

[volleyballchic_101]

y'all think to far into things

[crazibanana_51]

We have so many I lost track:
"Choke on a bubble"
"We're going to beat you w/ wooden spoons, ketchup packets, and dust bunnies"
"What a turtlebabe!"
"Spicy" ( we got in trouble calling people hot so now they are spicy)
"..You know you shouldn t take to many of those emotion pills cuz I heard of this one girl who went crazy who rippe doff her clothes and dove into the fountain and went 'Argg I'm the krakken' I heard that was you' 'Well it was nice seeing you SuChin" Juno
There are more but I forgot them

[gneissisnice]

"Can bees fly to the sun?"-someone in consumer chem (as told by my bio teacher)
"And my father's brother died when he was three months old" "Three months after he was born?" "No, three months before he was born, what you think?"-AP Bio teacher/dumb kid/me

Yeah, AP bio has the best quotes. There are more, but I probably shouldnt type them.

[Phenylethylamine]

Ooh, then there's all the ones that start with "So what are you guys talking about?"

- "Drugs and alcohol!"
- "Oh, we were just trying to figure out if it's possible to pee on your own grave."
- "We were talking about this lunch table's many lovers, obviously."
- "You don't want to know."
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO!"
"Just tell me!"
"Ugh fine... er... now I don't remember..."

[All those actually occurred at my lunch table. The first one was when our tech coach- who is like the team's collective 40-year-old older brother- came over and said, "Hey, it's all the SciO kids! What are you talking about?". He just laughed, although that was actually what we were talking about lol. The others were just other kids who came over at the wrong moment in the conversation xD]

[blufoster6]

-Go kick your own butt!!!! (I meant to say " Go Kick Butt!")
-I'll shish kabob your eye with this pencil!- Katelyn said this to Little Mike during Ecology
-This is Mittens, and Mittens rhymes with kittens and kittens rhymes with... SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!-Rachel
-BEeeennnnniiiieeeeeee aaaaannnnnddddd tthhhhhheeee JJJJJJeeeeeeettttttttsssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Awesome song

[robotman]

my favorite one to hear is
"ill shank you to death with a wooden spoon"

[hbk.showstopper]

if its better to be safe than sorry, if i hurt someone do i say "im safe"?

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

my forum signature

agreed. your sig is by far my favorite on this site.