Scioly Assassination 71: Rise of the Unknown

[Assassinator]

Death is a wonderful thing. So wonderful, I decided to bring it upon one of you. I watched as he harvested potatoes outside his house. I wondered what he must have been thinking. About the birds perhaps? Or the stars that would soon grace the sky? It mattered not. I snuck up behind him, wrestled the hoe out of his hands and chopped him to death. IdahoSciGuy is dead.

[FullMetalMaple]

Oh, I've figured out who the sassy is now. But I don't know if I can say anything, considering I'm not an officer...

[Littleboy]

Oh, I've figured out who the sassy is now. But I don't know if I can say anything, considering I'm not an officer...

You can
Who do you think it is and why?

EDIT: Sassy post the next clue

[zyzzyva980]

If you aren't the previous winner, or the previous assassinator, you can say anything you want.

Within reason.

[FullMetalMaple]

If you aren't the previous winner, or the previous assassinator, you can say anything you want.

Within reason.

You're suggesting I'd say something unreasonable?

Anyway, I think the assassinator is quizbowl because a) I sort of analyzed the assassinator's posting\writing style and found it similar to quizbowl's, b) quizbowl would have been out of school when the assassinator last posted and the login times are similar, c) I don't think that many other people would make the typos I saw in the first post, and d) I haven't seen quizbowl posting, even though he's an officer.

That's just what I think, though. I'm likely wrong. <_<

[quizbowl]

....
I'm not the assassinator.
But sure, accuse me.
Lets waste some more accusations. Its not like we have a set limit or anything.

[Littleboy]

Quiz is on my suspect list but I didn't think he was a logical choice for koko because what he did a few games ago.
Then why haven't you been posting?

[Assassinator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKY-smJ6aBQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbkv5xOLvnA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64QkD5pBWWE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gu3gDhESRY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbvadq2hY0s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ww60uHNYRE

I am not quizbowl. Two blackmarks for littleboy.

[FullMetalMaple]

....
I'm not the assassinator.
But sure, accuse me.
Lets waste some more accusations. Its not like we have a set limit or anything.

My thoughts don't count... and you don't have to get angry about it.

[Assassinator]

I see we have someone trying to edit their accusation out of their post. Today I am merciful. Tomorrow I will not be. Next officer to attempt such a stunt will be immediately killed.