A Scientist's Last Words

[TheChiScientist]

Doh!
Hmm. Where did that extra 1 come from? Oh well... Shouldn't matter.
Nitric Acid and Glycerin... What could go wrong!
Pfft. It's only a little Francium... *Drops it into a glass of water*
Maybe I shouldn't have stolen plutonium from the Libyans... (Get the reference?)

[DragonTownEpic]

"Wait! Hydrogen Peroxide is H2O2, not–"

[dxu46]

"Honey, I spilled Ammonia on my lab coat today, I'm going to bleach it out!"

[JoeyC]

Safety goggles? Keep the Bunsen Burner away from the hydrogen tanks? Boy, once you become experienced enough, you realize, like I did, that these safety rules, like "be careful around knives" are just to scare amateurs away. See the H2 tank is closed, and I'm going to put my bunsen burner right next to it. See? Nothin-


A week later
....__________
.. / -----RIP------\
./-James Foster-\
|---1978-2018----|
|---"Safety is------|
|--- for scrubs"----|
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[TheChiScientist]

...__________
../ -----RIP------\
/-James Foster-\
|---1978-2018-----|
|---"Safety is------|
|--- for scrubs"----|
-------------------------

That was our old AP Chem teachers name...
(Funny story. He did cause our school to close for 3 days while the EPA cleaned out the toxic gas he created by accident...)

[DarthBuilder]

...__________
../ -----RIP------\
/-James Foster-\
|---1978-2018-----|
|---"Safety is------|
|--- for scrubs"----|
-------------------------

That was our old AP Chem teachers name...
(Funny story. He did cause our school to close for 3 days while the EPA cleaned out the toxic gas he created by accident...)

Was that his last day there?

[TheChiScientist]

...__________
../ -----RIP------\
/-James Foster-\
|---1978-2018-----|
|---"Safety is------|
|--- for scrubs"----|
-------------------------

That was our old AP Chem teachers name...
(Funny story. He did cause our school to close for 3 days while the EPA cleaned out the toxic gas he created by accident...)

Was that his last day there?

My freshmen year. Then he retired... Good old Foster. Btw he's not dead. He was just one of the best Chem teachers you could get.

[linzhiyan]

That was our old AP Chem teachers name...
(Funny story. He did cause our school to close for 3 days while the EPA cleaned out the toxic gas he created by accident...)

Was that his last day there?

My freshmen year. Then he retired... Good old Foster. Btw he's not dead. He was just one of the best Chem teachers you could get.

He sounds so cool, unlike some teachers that I ain't namin'.

[TheChiScientist]

Was that his last day there?

My freshmen year. Then he retired... Good old Foster. Btw he's not dead. He was just one of the best Chem teachers you could get.

He sounds so cool, unlike some teachers that I ain't namin'.

Lol yea...
He was notorious for causing a grand total of 20 fire alarms in his 25+ year career. Oh and getting the EPA to shut down the school about 20 years ago.

[linzhiyan]

My freshmen year. Then he retired... Good old Foster. Btw he's not dead. He was just one of the best Chem teachers you could get.

He sounds so cool, unlike some teachers that I ain't namin'.

Lol yea...
He was notorious for causing a grand total of 20 fire alarms in his 25+ year career. Oh and getting the EPA to shut down the school about 20 years ago.

...
I'm speechless. Wow.