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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 21st, 2019, 9:25 pm
by jimmy-bond
I was reading some essays when I stumbled upon maybe one of the greatest opening lines I've ever heard: "Her house smelled like a mix of burnt chocolate and elephant sh*t."
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 22nd, 2019, 5:11 pm
by Things2do
"How are chicken eggs fertilized before they're laid?"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 22nd, 2019, 9:32 pm
by Umaroth
"Don't drown in the shower, I'd miss you"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 25th, 2019, 11:22 am
by LittleMissNyan
"I will eat your kneecaps"
"Ernie gave birth to dead fish???"
"ARE YOU A SHREW"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: November 25th, 2019, 11:59 am
by raytay
"You bitter coffee bean! I bite my thumb at thee!"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
by LittleMissNyan
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pm
by MadCow2357
LittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
uhhh
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 2nd, 2019, 5:47 pm
by TheChiScientist
MadCow2357 wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 2:13 pm
LittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
uhhh
THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 2nd, 2019, 6:50 pm
by pepperonipi
LittleMissNyan wrote: ↑December 2nd, 2019, 12:41 pm
"Why are you stroking my hair-WHY ARE YOU STROKING MY KNEE"
I've heard similar things at my school lol
Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
Posted: December 2nd, 2019, 10:06 pm
by jimmy-bond
"I'd smash right out of the womb"