Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

[jaggie34]

What strikes me as important in this clue:
-"Quickly thinking", is grammatically incorrect
-"Bob"
-"three-quarters of a half", 3/8
-"fun", is repeated
-"construct", someone who does a build, likely

If you go to a list of Bob the builder episodes on wikipedia and search the page for "half" the only time it appears is in an episode about cows, I couldnt find any reference to three quarters though or the numbers 3 and 4

[Here]

What strikes me as important in this clue:
-"Quickly thinking", is grammatically incorrect
-"Bob"
-"three-quarters of a half", 3/8
-"fun", is repeated
-"construct", someone who does a build, likely

If you go to a list of Bob the builder episodes on wikipedia and search the page for "half" the only time it appears is in an episode about cows, I couldnt find any reference to three quarters though or the numbers 3 and 4

Episode about cows could refer to madcow2357, which would also explain “bob” for building events

[TheMysteriousMapMan]

The clue says construct 3/4 of a 1/2. Does anyone who does building events recognize this as a part of an event in particular? If it is MadCow, could it be referring to Boomilever?

[MadCow2357]

What strikes me as important in this clue:
-"Quickly thinking", is grammatically incorrect
-"Bob"
-"three-quarters of a half", 3/8
-"fun", is repeated
-"construct", someone who does a build, likely

If you go to a list of Bob the builder episodes on wikipedia and search the page for "half" the only time it appears is in an episode about cows, I couldnt find any reference to three quarters though or the numbers 3 and 4

Episode about cows could refer to madcow2357, which would also explain “bob” for building events

Woah yeah please protect me then.

[TheMysteriousMapMan]

I'll protect half of madcow2357 for the reasons above.

[Here]

I'll protect half of madcow2357 for the reasons above.

I’ll protect the other half then

[TheChiScientist]

I'll protect half of me seeing how if this relates to boomilever it could be targeting me.

[Tailsfan101]

I protect the other half of TheChiScientist because he is an officer who does a build event.

[Creationist127]

That was pretty quick... now we just have to wait two more days.
Just so we have all our bases covered, I guess I'll protect half of bobthebuilderman, due to the loose correlation in "Bob" and "construct", and due to the fact that he is a builder.

[nateDC]

What strikes me as important in this clue:
-"Quickly thinking", is grammatically incorrect
-"Bob"
-"three-quarters of a half", 3/8
-"fun", is repeated
-"construct", someone who does a build, likely

"quickly thinking" is actually grammatically correct. It's just normally put in the other order.