SciOly Superlatives 2018

[whythelongface]

What is Dxate and why am I involved?

[kate!]

What is Dxate and why am I involved?

Dxate is the ship name between me and dxu46 that Anomaly created, and you are not involved, I was just trying to direct attention away from that.

[whythelongface]

Where is your essay?

Also dxate is my new otp

Also, if people don't vote me for most socially awkward I will be extremely offended.

[Anomaly]

Where is your essay?

Also dxate is my new otp

Also, if people don't vote me for most socially awkward I will be extremely offended.

OMG YES DXATE HAS ANOTHER SUPPORTER

[whythelongface]

Can't spell dxate without date

[Anomaly]

Can't spell dxate without date

And “date” just happens to be their ship name using their real names

[kate!]

Where is your essay?

Also dxate is my new otp

Great... this ship keeps attracting more and more shippers. Also, my essay is here if anyone wants it: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1mXS1t ... Zv9VedGxpQ
Sigh. (btw, the essay isn't that good because I wrote it in like 20 minutes?? But it gets the point across, so it's useful.)

[DarthBuilder]

Where is your essay?

Also dxate is my new otp

Great... this ship keeps attracting more and more shippers. Also, my essay is here if anyone wants it: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1mXS1t ... Zv9VedGxpQ
Sigh. (btw, the essay isn't that good because I wrote it in like 20 minutes?? But it gets the point across, so it's useful.)

I ship it I guess. I barely know what’s happening though.

[Tailsfan101]

Will results be posted soon?

[Unome]

Results are in. Also noted are the total number of times someone has won in a category, if they've won it in the past.

Break the ties here (ends Tuesday evening 6 PM, or slightly later if there's still a tie at that time).

Best Administrator - syo_astro {2}
Best Assassinator - John Richardsim
Best Cult Member - SOnerd {3}
Best Officer - syo_astro
Best Thread - tie beteween Your Daily Random Comment and chalker, can I...
Biggest Grammar Nazi - Tailsfan101
Biggest Nerd - Unome
Biggest Procrastinator - NeilMehta
Clumsiest/Most Accident-Prone - TheChiScientist
Funniest - John Richardsim {3}
Future Dictator - EastStroudsburg13 {3}
Future Mad Scientist - foreverphysics {2}
Future Nationals Coordinator - bearasauras
Future Nobel Prize Winner - tie between Uber and Adi1008
Least Likely to Have a Social Life - Unome
Least Likely to Sleep, Period. - NeilMehta
Most Creative - Assassinator
Most Dedicated - Unome {2}
Most Helpful - Balsa Man
Most Likely to Become a Teacher or Professor - syo_astro {2}
Most Likely to Sleep in Class - NeilMehta {2}
Most Likely to Write a Novel - knottingpurple
Most Musical - UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F
Most Original Username - Person {3}
Most Painfully Intellectual - Schrodingerscat {4}
Most Socially Awkward - SOnerd {2}
Full Results

Random Notes:

• syo_astro wins Best Administrator for the second year in a row despite not being a staff member.
• Assassinator is displaced as Best Assassinator after five years of domination.
• Only two threads have ever won Best Thread, which will not change regardless of the outcome of this year's tiebreaker.
• winneratlife almost won Biggest Nerd despite not having been active for several years.
• Congratulations to bernard for not winning Biggest Procrastinator!
• foreverphysics becomes the first person to win Future Mad Scientist multiple times.
• For some reason I got as many votes for Least Likely to Sleep, Period as foreverphysics...
• There is no longer anyone who has won a category every year, as Balsa Man ends chalker's six-year stranglehold on Most Helpful.
• Person wins Most Original Username for the third year in a row.