Corrupt a Wish

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but now it's at 5 in the morning tomorrow.

I wish that SO didn't exist. (If you corrupt this wish, that will mean that SO does exist, which is what I wanted all along )

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but now it's at 5 in the morning tomorrow.

I wish that SO didn't exist. (If you corrupt this wish, that will mean that SO does exist, which is what I wanted all along )

Granted, but then your life will be so empty without SO that you will kill yourself.
Sorry, too melodramatic?

Here's a nicer one then:
Granted, but then you will have never discovered how much you love <insert scio event here>, and you would never have decided to major in it in college; instead, you will just work in McDonalds for the rest of your life.

Edit: Forgot to make a wish.

I wish that my chemistry professor wasn't so boring.

[soobsession]

then he/she will be so excited about chem that s/he'll give you more hw

i wish my coaches were smarter

[sewforlife]

granted, then we would hav no losing teams

i wish i could stop procrastinating

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then you'll be done with everything and have nothing to do, so you bother your friends 24/7 and they get so annoyed with you they kick you off the SO team.

I wish I didn't have to walk from the high school to the middle school every day.

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

Granted, but then you would never be able to leave the Middle School.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

[binary010101]

Granted, but then you would not be able to wish for it.

I wish Ubuntu 9.10 were out now.

[AlphaTauri]

Granted, but then your computer crashes for some unknown reason and you don't have the money to buy a new one.

I wish that my school wouldn't spend a couple million dollars to build a new track. (The old one was perfectly fine.)

[gneissisnice]

Granted, but then they would spend the money on a new football field, which would also be a waste of money.
I wish I could do scio in college.

[AlphaTauri]

They are spending the money on a new football field since the old one was in the center of the track and when they tore that up, they tore up the football field, too. Either way, the money they're spending on that could fund my school's SO team for a couple hundred years.

Anyways, granted, but then you would cause your team to epically fail at regionals.

I wish that there would be intelligent life in the universe. (I'm not sure humans qualify.)