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And then magical stuff happens. But they don't do anything...

But then I find that they were meant to point to four of the Lost Books of History, so I cut myself and go in! But then, I am found in desert...

And the desert critters come for a desert. But then you turn into a zombie...

Because I drowned in a red pool, meaning I am disease free. But the Horde is after me...

Which means you sprout wings from your waist and begin flying upward! Not seeing the masses of homicidal rainbow metallic duck griffons that head toward you at Mach 2, creating flying hipster zombies as they go!

EAtBaNAna wrote:Which means you sprout wings from your waist and begin flying upward! Not seeing the masses of homicidal rainbow metallic duck griffons that head toward you at Mach 2, creating flying hipster zombies as they go!

But I wake up, because this wouldn't happen in the other Earth. But I notice there's a guy with a gun about to shoot me, so...

I go all James Bond on him and knock it out of his hands. Little did we know that it was all part of little boy's plan to rule the world, leading to him dropping an atomic bomb on us

But, we found that out before he was gonna drop it, so we try to stop him! But, he has guards...

When it all seemed like it was over, the sassy dropped in and defeated the guards. However, the alliance didn't last long, based on sassy trying to attack us.

But I succesfully accuse him! But now, I have the impossible choice of choosing the next Sassy...