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granted, but then you would never be able to go to sleep again
i wish that the stupid dance that my school decided to have for it's graduating eighth graders wouldn't be in front of our parents

granted, but it's now in front of your grandparents.

i wish i had a dog.

granted, but then it vomits in your shoes. eww

I wish there was a specialized balsa like place near me

granted, but you buy a lot of it and waste all your money because you trip and fall and all of it falls into a pond and gets cracked.

i wish someone would corrupt this wish

Granted, but then I don't really corrupt it at all!!!!! Muahahaha!

I wish for a meteor to hit the earth and cause it to explode into a million little pieces.

Granted, but then SO would then explode into a million peices.

I wish I could spell.

but then the assassinator thread would have no one to accuse for bad spelling (jk, that's dude)

I wish I didn't have a day off (doesn't make sense does it?)

But then there will be a fire at school and everyone will have to evacuate and it'll start pouring and you didn't bring an umbrella. (Now that's a run on sentence!)

I wish that notes for all of my events would magically appear in front of me (and be 100% correct).

Granted, but you only have 2 seconds to study from them before they crumble and burn into little tiny unreadable pieces.

I wish we didn't have school tomorrow.

granted but then you'll be loaded with homework and pop quizzes on wednesday.

I wish...I didn't have a violin lesson today. I'm feeling lazy today.