Corrupt a Wish

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then you would never be able to go to sleep again
i wish that the stupid dance that my school decided to have for it's graduating eighth graders wouldn't be in front of our parents

[googlyfrog]

granted, but it's now in front of your grandparents.

i wish i had a dog.

[blue cobra]

granted, but then it vomits in your shoes. eww

I wish there was a specialized balsa like place near me

[googlyfrog]

granted, but you buy a lot of it and waste all your money because you trip and fall and all of it falls into a pond and gets cracked.

i wish someone would corrupt this wish

[Celeste]

Granted, but then I don't really corrupt it at all!!!!! Muahahaha!

I wish for a meteor to hit the earth and cause it to explode into a million little pieces.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then SO would then explode into a million peices.

I wish I could spell.

[sewforlife]

but then the assassinator thread would have no one to accuse for bad spelling (jk, that's dude)

I wish I didn't have a day off (doesn't make sense does it?)

[AlphaTauri]

But then there will be a fire at school and everyone will have to evacuate and it'll start pouring and you didn't bring an umbrella. (Now that's a run on sentence!)

I wish that notes for all of my events would magically appear in front of me (and be 100% correct).

[googlyfrog]

Granted, but you only have 2 seconds to study from them before they crumble and burn into little tiny unreadable pieces.

I wish we didn't have school tomorrow.

[tclme elmo]

granted but then you'll be loaded with homework and pop quizzes on wednesday.

I wish...I didn't have a violin lesson today. I'm feeling lazy today.