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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 30th, 2020, 12:13 pm
by HugoTroop
"don't tell mom i'm afghan" (i may or may not have posted that one before but oh well)

"POV: you're an afghani child"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 30th, 2020, 5:00 pm
by NeBH
"A fried flower filled with cheese."

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 30th, 2020, 6:46 pm
by raytay
“when the farmer gets the shotgun it gets real”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 31st, 2020, 9:31 pm
by RiverWalker88
"You have been recruited to the toast opera"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 2nd, 2020, 12:56 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Eat the spiced smurf poop"

EDIT: *feeds you curry threateningly*

EDIT: "This means that [forums user 1] sold [forums user 2] some canned poop off the black market and [forums user 2] ate it"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 2nd, 2020, 10:12 pm
by sciolyperson1
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 3rd, 2020, 6:39 am
by TheChiScientist
An old forum user- "corrupting the youth sounds like a great thing"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 3rd, 2020, 10:52 am
by HugoTroop
"He thought about dipping his toe into the enemy cap, but instead decides to ram a fuel tank"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 4th, 2020, 11:28 am
by SilverBreeze
"I want ice cream too!"
"I want farts too!"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: September 4th, 2020, 11:18 pm
by jimmy-bond
"We survived by the skin of our scrotoms, lads"