Corrupt a Wish

[soobsession]

granted, but then all your other hw would be harder.

i wish thursday would come faster.

[SOninja]

Granted but on wednesday mrs. olah will assign a gigantic project due on thursday and you will have to write a 200 page essay on chapstick.
I wish my la hw was easier too.

[soobsession]

granted, but then the bluebird that happens to be outside my window will attack you and...you la teacher will think that that is an omen and will give you more/harder hw...idk...that was random

i wish that everyone could be obsessed with SO

[thebeast4400]

granted, but u didnt need to wish that because we already are and u wasted a perfectly fine wish

i wish my nerd-friend would stop texting me so much

[liltennisgirl]

Well that won't happen because he/she has no one else to text
I wish that for once I wouldn't be sick at nationals

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then your best friend would get sick. oh wait....
i wish that i wasn't sick

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

Granted, but everyone you loved would get sick...
I wish Reach for the Stars would still be an event next year...

[crabnebula143]

Me two!!!!
I stars forever!!
I grant that wish.
Actually, no. I grant that reach be an event EVERY YEAR!!!!

I wish meteorology was a C division event.

[kjhsscioly]

granted, but then your competitors would be really good at it

i wish scioly was year round

[fli754]

granted, but your state canceled your science olympiad program

i wish that i could keep myself awake longer