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So we died! But we don't like being dead...

So we wake up out of a coma! But now we don't know what is going on, so...

So we remember the last thing that we did, which was fight the Martians, and we decide to finish the job. But when we go to Mars, we asphyxiate...

But we are saved by me not knowing what that means! But at the same time we're also doomed...

But we are saved by the vagueness of "being doomed". But then we start asphyxiating again...

Since IDK what that means I am both saved and doomed!

So you die! But you knew something that no one else did...

So I wake up from that odd dream! But now I think that everything that just happened was real...

So you write a book about it! But no one buys it...

So I write a sequel! But now, I am stampeded by adoring fans...