Corrupt a Wish

[blue cobra]

Granted, then birds would become so overwight that they would start randomly falling out of the sky, killing you.

I wish I go to Nats

[thebeast4400]

granted, but your team would forget all its build-its and get amnesia from falling kittens and forget their know- its/labs

i wish this hot nerd from wellwood liked me

[GGuy5]

Granted, but then all the other nerds would compete over the hot nerd in a nerd batlle (like the anchor battle off Anchorman, awesome movie) and you and the hot nerd would end up getting killed

I wish my old girlfriend wouldn't completely ignore me (even though all that happened was she moved)

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then everyone would be nice and kind and there would be no wars, and those people who are sadistic would die from boredom.

haha..too true!


granted, but then she only barely acknowledges you, with a very curt nod of her head every time you see each other, and is only coldly polite to you.
i wish that wouldn't happen

[GGuy5]

granted, but then everyone would be nice and kind and there would be no wars, and those people who are sadistic would die from boredom.

haha..too true!


granted, but then she only barely acknowledges you, with a very curt nod of her head every time you see each other, and is only coldly polite to you.
i wish that wouldn't happen

you and i have the pretty much same situation
but did i mention this one other girl's friend likes me but i like her best friend? (that my friend is complicated)

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

incredibly complicated...but at least you don't like her sister or something. that would be insanely complicated.
i wish that my sister would mail me back my cd that she stole.

[crazibanana_51]

Well then the cd would be covered in booze and be cracked
I wish that I could get more than 5 hours of sleep every night

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

yeah but then julie would wake you up...if you know what i mean.
i wish that my mommy didn't think that i was a freak

[crazibanana_51]

Well then your mother would be insane
I wish that my nails were longer

[SOninja]

granted but with length, they would curl up and eventually become so troublesome you wouldn't be able to type anymore.

I wish my math hw was easier.