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So I get my dog to eat them!
But they are too big...

So you use your shrinking powers to shrink them! But you cannot control those powers, so... (Anyone noticing a pattern here?)

So I shrink the entire world.
But that eliminates all kinds of powers that anyone may have, and all chances that they may be regained...

So we venture to look for another planet! But we are not wearing helmets, so...

The atmosphere is thin and makes us all pass out. Luckily, I have a machine that creates a small area of oxygen. Unfortunately, my machine breaks.

Luckily, his spontaneous magic powers get activated, causing us all to be able to breathe without oxygen. The Martians sensed a disturbance in the universe, and came searching for us.

But, they are so far away, so we can afford some time to escape. But we have nowhere to escape to, so...

We decide to fight the Martians! But we are outnumbered...

So I call for backup! But then, they are blown up on their way here.

But that explosion blew the Martians up! But it blew us up, too...