Corrupt a Wish

[starpug]

Granted but you'd still have to do EOP because it's also a history project!
Utopia project isn't evil, it's actual quite fun.

I wish the Churchill people would post in the new Team forum.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but that would mean I would know how to.

How do you post on the new team forum?

[crazibanana_51]

I haven't the slightest clue and Idk how that is a wish
I wish I had an unlimited supply of cream puffs and that I wasnt stuck in a bottomless abyss with frumplycakes and I couldnt bcome fat

[soobsession]

granted, but studies have shown that because of the high demand and the low supply (unlimited supply for you, but not for anyone else), the prices start to increase. people dont like it when prices increase so they all start stealing from your unlimited supply (i mean, why not?) and there's a war against you and everyone else who wants cream puffs and then aliens invade and vaporize the unlimited supply and they get fat so they make a unfattening potion and you take it but it backfires and you turn fat anyways. and then the frumplycake monsters get mad cuz you insulted them and rule the world and remake the world until it was all made of frumplycakes. then its a three way battle between you and other cream puff lovers who want to get the cream puffs and get unfat, the aliens who also want to unfat, and the frumplycake monsters who wants everyone fat and rule the world with frumplycakes. mr. a and mr. b have participated in the research done at x university and they say that the results are definitely what's going to happen.

i wish we could beat _____ MS.

[crazibanana_51]

Well then that was ... just peachy and if you beat them then the sun would explode and frumplkycakes(who is someone in my class who is stalking me NOT a monster even though he is a werewolf in liltennisgirls dreams) would stalk you and not me
I wish that I had an infinite supply of flip flops (there are plenty left for the other people too) in a bazillion colors

[Veil_Nebula_1504]

granted but then you would go broke buying all these flip flops.

I wish that i could eat on a couch w/ my fingers (just like the Romans!! )

[EvilGenius]

granted but then u would get food poisioning

i wish i had no conflicts w/ my schedule *sigh*

[Veil_Nebula_1504]

granted but then u would have 2 study all of ur events + you would bomb them all


I wish my dinner didnt consist of an un-identifiable disgusting soggy vegetable (kale? dinasour kale? string beans? beans? chard? ahhhh!!!)

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then you would be able to identify it......*shudder*
i wish that i could finish the track season....stupid back....

[2win]

Granted, but then your back would have problems after track season.
I wish state would come faster.