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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 8th, 2020, 6:52 pm
by HugoTroop
“Jay-Z is bouncing babies on his knees [to sell more clothes]”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 8th, 2020, 8:02 pm
by Things2do
Umaroth wrote: August 7th, 2020, 11:48 pm "It sounds like a farting motorcycle."
I've actually uttered something to that effect before...

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 9th, 2020, 11:59 pm
by HugoTroop
“why do we even need a nose and mouth and jaw and cheeks anymore“

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 10th, 2020, 9:37 pm
by SilverBreeze
"crazy fetus"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 10th, 2020, 11:48 pm
by SilverBreeze
"This fig smells strongly of water on asphalt."
thinking this to myself while eating a fig

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 11th, 2020, 11:31 am
by HugoTroop
“im now a slice of bread”
“is this how my insurance policy saves me?”

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 11th, 2020, 4:33 pm
by bernard
"Only 18 days until we have joint student debt!!!!"

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 11th, 2020, 4:46 pm
by Things2do
bernard wrote: August 11th, 2020, 4:33 pm "Only 18 days until we have joint student debt!!!!"
Does that mean what I think it means?

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 11th, 2020, 5:34 pm
by bernard
Things2do wrote: August 11th, 2020, 4:46 pm
bernard wrote: August 11th, 2020, 4:33 pm "Only 18 days until we have joint student debt!!!!"
Does that mean what I think it means?
What do you think it means?

Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

Posted: August 11th, 2020, 6:36 pm
by SilverBreeze
"Wait, that ruins orphaning."