the WRONG answer game

[karatekid44]

Because little gnomes and elves try ti run away from the sun.

Why is there water?

[soobsession]

because once upon a time...uhh...(im blank right now)...there was a person who did SO and was on scioly and was posting on the WRONG answer game and that person was thirsty and so created water

why am i typing so slowly today?

[haven chuck]

because a bunch of starving chihuahuas ate your left hand while you were sleeping.

Why is the sky not orange?

[soobsession]

are you blind?!?! it is!!!

why do i like flashcards so much?

[chia]

because you like the pretty light flashes they make o.O
why is my mom making us clean/organize the whole house (as in, every crook and nanny (sorry, nook and cranny- i got that joke from my dad))?

[SOninja]

obviously it's spring-cleaning!

why is math so tedious?

[fmtiger124]

because for some reason it needs to be hard to find the area of a hexagonal prism to the tearest millionth

Why is pluto not a planet (YES IT IS)?

[SOninja]

Pluto is definitely a planet because if it weren't, nineplanets.org wouldn't have nine planets!

(in reality, it isn't because a "planet" is a celestial body that (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit.
However, pluto is a dwarf planet unable to meet these criteria. It does both a and b but does not pass test c aka it hasn't cleared the neighborhood around its orbit. Very interesting, really.)

What is the meaning of life?

[soobsession]

Science Olympiad...duh

Which is better, Yale or Princeton?

[fmtiger124]

Harvard.....come on soobsession everyone knows that

Why does thunder have to be so loud?