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Granted, but then every other room in your house would be a disaster
i wish there wasnt finals...

Granted, but then...well, I don't kow if I could corrupt that wish since I kinda feel the same way.
I wish I didn't have to build the bridge this time, I did it twice in a row.(unfair partner )

granted, but since you didn't build it, the entire event was an epic fail!
i wish i didn't have to see the pyrocrapper anymore...

but then it would turn out that you were blind
i wish my bgf (best guy friend) wasn't such a perv

granted but then you'd become a perv.

I wish 3 teams could go to nats in my state.

Granted...but I can't corrupt it, I feel the same way.
I wish I could go onto facebook more than I do now.

granted, but then you go on facebook so much that your eyeballs fall out.
i wish experimental design and disease detectives weren't at the same time for my team at nats...i have to make a very difficult choice now.

Granted, but the John Cleese would do what your sig suggests.

I wish that the last 3 hours ofmy day hadn't been depressing.

Granted but tomorrow you would get so depressed that you killed youself

I wish my plans for April 11 work as planned

granted, but then your plans for April 12 would fail miserably

i wish my team could nats.