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so I give you enough aspirin to rid you of the pain...
And put you into a drug overdose

But I quickly heal!
But now I have a headache.

I alleviate your symptoms by giving you an aspirin.

but then i realize it's really capsulized white phosphorus used to torture terrorists... so you explode and the entire room with it.

But I can reassamble, and protect you.
But now chunks of a building are raining on us, so...

I use anti-gravity devices contained within the building (how lucky we are!)
but then we start levitating when we jump.

Are you kidding? That's awesome! But then things get not so awesome when a serial killer comes after us...

so because I watch enough crime shows, especially NCIS, Cold Case, and Criminal Minds, I know what he/she is going to do next so I save us. Unfrotunately he/she has a friend with another weapon rihgt behind me.

So I flip and kill her! But now my foot is stuck...

So I use butter to free it.
but I am attacked by a large population of vegans (no offense to anyone) because of the processing process.

So we run away. But then I trip and fall...