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These have all happened before:
492) In Experimental Design, loudly discuss the most bogus experiments possible
493) Cackle in the corner of the room every time a badly designed question appears on the test
494) Ask the proctor a bajillion questions about what you're allowed to bring in (to which most answers are "NO") because you're just filling in and have no idea
495) Ignore the proctor when they ask you questions about your device because of your perfectionism with how you hold your device

496) In Ornithology, whistle bird calls for every bird at every station
497) Hide the fossils or other specimens in literally any event
498) Steal an entire station and start waving it around the school screaming “I HAVE THE ANSWERS!”
499) Copy Beans 2 from Scratch in Game On

500. Tape styrofoam around a PVC pipe and call it the judge influencer. Threaten to hit judges on the head with it so that they give you first place. (Some guys on my team actually did this. They didn’t hit anyone though)

501. Competition doesn't happen

Umaroth wrote: ↑March 10th, 2020, 9:04 pm 501. Competition doesn't happen

But if there's no competition, you can't get kicked out of it?

kate! wrote: ↑March 11th, 2020, 8:24 am

Umaroth wrote: ↑March 10th, 2020, 9:04 pm 501. Competition doesn't happen

But if there's no competition, you can't get kicked out of it?

502. Make competition not happen.

503. Thank the Director 69 times and give them a thank you card each time

504. Go to Wuhan, then visit every university holding a State tournament, taking extra time to cough in people’s faces in NC.

505. Take a very unfortunate trip from Italy to Wuhan and then go to Seattle. Then go to as many public events as possible and by then you most definitely will get kicked out.

506. Close one of a 2-inch binder's rings around the sleeve of someone's T-shirt and bring them into the binder event, claiming they are your source. Bonus points if they're someone who works in that field.

EDIT: How do you do a binder shake for that?