Corrupt a Wish

[2win]

ha, he doesn't care about orch. He thinks it is stupid. All he cares is about knowledge.
Um, but let's just PM about this.
I wish I was a 10th grader!

[genius3point14159]

granted, but then you would learn that you would have to repeat it again
i wish my phone didnt hav all those scratches

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then your hand would.
i wish i were in a more creative mood.

[Firestar101]

granted. but then you get so creative u create skynet and the robots learn to think and so they kill u.
i wish i had an mp3 player

[genius3point14159]

granted, but then all that money u saved up for it would go to waste because then you realize that the one you bought was broken with no refunds
i wish i could fall asleep faster

[danger will robinson]

granted, but then you would fall asleap all the time.

i wish nikita had hit me with a frisbee because then emily cathy and i could paint his nails!!!!!!!

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but you paint them such a garish shade of pink that you're blinded, and you have to make a living by selling Bible pamphlets.
i wish it would stop sleeting and start snowing...

[Helix_Nebula_Freak]

Granted, but then the Earth's mantle would freeze!

I wish I knew what would be on my states Reach for the Stars test...

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but then you would fail on thhe rest of your tests
I wish that people would stop trying to stop liltennisgrl from her dream of ending obesity

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then she would go on a mission to end anorexia.

I wish that my room wasn't a complete disaster.