Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[HugoTroop]

“I’m part of the Throwing Used Car Batteries into the Atlantic Ocean Facebook group”

[Umaroth]

“I’m part of the Throwing Used Car Batteries into the Atlantic Ocean Facebook group”

Noooooooo acid leaks. Please learn proper battery disposal everyone, especially since I know most of y'all use your phones so badly that you wreck the batteries.

[SilverBreeze]

“I’m part of the Throwing Used Car Batteries into the Atlantic Ocean Facebook group”

Noooooooo acid leaks. Please learn proper battery disposal everyone, especially since I know most of y'all use your phones so badly that you wreck the batteries.

Hisssss who's messing with the aquatic birdies and their food source? (bird navy gathers in the distance)

[RiverWalker88]

The following statement is said in a terrible Russian accent
Homeland dirt is the best tasting dirt. There is no dirt like homeland dirt.

[HugoTroop]

“I wonder if fluid dynamics applies to the Red Army Choir”

[HugoTroop]

“Das Yeet”

“I miss getting shot in the back of the head”

“[Cyberchase] is rivaled only by Wild Kratts”

“Wanna help compose a sea shanty”

[LittleMissNyan]

(back-and-forth arguing)
"GLITTER"
"WATER"
"GLITTER"
"WATER"
"GLITTER"
"WATER"
"GLITTER"
"WATER"
"GLITTER"
"W A T E R"

[raytay]

“It’s never too late at night to eat cheese dip by the spoonful.”
(I couldn’t find the Tostitos for a few minutes)

[HugoTroop]

“If you put [the binoculars] up to your eyes and throw it, you can see farther”

[HugoTroop]

“the sovi-ant union”