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I'm sick ( or just was) how do I know I'm not in a simulated world right now

catapult champion wrote:THIS IS FOR QUESTIONS THAT PLAGUE THE WORLD
IT COULD BE ABOUT SO
IT COULD BE ABOUT MATH HOMEWORK.........ANYTHING

What goes up the mountain with 4 legs and comes down the mountain with 3?

waawamellon wrote:Why is green land icy and ice land green?
yeah you'll never get an answer

Because the Vikings wanted to trick people into going to Greenland as an eternal prison.

Similar to Camp Green Lake in Holes.

ps: How much were you betting I wouldn't get it?

Avis_de-Incendia wrote:Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Because humans are bad at following directions so the name-makers used reverse-psycology to make us do what they want.

Goat cheese comes from a goat. Why doesn't blue cheese come from a blue?
And mice like peanut butter more than cheese.
Why am I posting this?
If there's a Popsicle, why isn't there a Momsicle?

yousef213 wrote:

catapult champion wrote:THIS IS FOR QUESTIONS THAT PLAGUE THE WORLD
IT COULD BE ABOUT SO
IT COULD BE ABOUT MATH HOMEWORK.........ANYTHING

What goes up the mountain with 4 legs and comes down the mountain with 3?

A human! I've read the myth of Oedepidus or whatever his name is.

If a tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

Dunno. I hate ketchup

Really? Have you tried it? Is it just an irrational fear of tomamtoes?

I have tried it.
No, I have a 3/5 fear of tumatows.