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These are dark times. Carnivorous butterflies the size of Godzilla fly above the earth. Unicorns and ponies turned demonic and are now destroying glaciers. The lovely meadows that you love are filled with death and sorrow. The Meese forces that protect Earth are dying. Soon, the aliens from the planet LuLu will come down and wreck everything in sight. Earth will become the size of a tennis ball and the aliens will play ping-pong with it while the survivors cling onto Earth. Soon, everyone will be dead. This is FIRST News at 10, Fast, Important, Remarkable, Safety, and Training, reporti-asrgksahdfnsvjnawrgh.
A- What is happening?
B-The meese forces are losing against the aliens from Planet LuLu!
A-What's a meese?
B- Oh yeah, why is the plural of goose geese while the plural of moose moose? It should be MEESE!
MEESE ARE AWSOME!
A- *awesome
B- SHUT UP YOUR NOT MY ENGLIH TEACHER GRAMMER AND SPEELLING IS NAUT IMPORTENT
A-*you're *English *spelling *grammar *im too lazy bye
B-*I'm
A-STAHP

#yoloswagmeese
#lolmeeseisdabomb
#stahpaliensfromPlanetLuLu
#stayinyourhomesyolololswag
#whyareyoustillreadingthesehashtags
#hideanddrowninyourswagginessandyolo
#stahp

MY TRAIN WENT SWIMMING IN THE PIANO!!!

octopuses use pie in order to find keys that fly while running and pokemon are awesome and a alligator uses heavy penguins to train stamina and a snail uses fire to defeat darknuts while running around and for some reason burgers are good for you but the apples are bad in a game and I am about to go bye

#runonsentences

My applesauce made my thumb climb to space. It smells like tomato. Equestria is the best place to fall into five houses with gardens. Katie went to Unova and i'm stuck in Equestria... Have a nice cabbage!

*breaks down your door*
FEEL MY LEGS I JUST SHAVED THEM

#stahpunderestimatingthepowerofmeese
#ibetenglishteachershateme
#butiamfollowingtherulesofmrs.grangerinfrindle
#soifyouareamrs.grangerthenthankyouforyourwordsofwisdomiknowthatnickallenlovedyoutoointhebook
#frindlewasawesome
#meesemeese

The talking wallaby really was a kangaroo who ate asparagus even in the Antarctica.

PARTYHARTYMORIARTY

MORIARTEA: THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE BREW!

I have concerns about funny helicopters, so I tried to marinate an apartment building because of the debt ceiling.

I once had a friend who had a dentist who had an aunt who had a great-grandmother who had a great-grandchild who had a dog who had a friend who was a cat. That cat had a leash, and on that leash was an ant. That ant had a cousin who liked pasta.