Scioly Assassination 65: The Psychopath Next Door

[AlphaTauri]

I'm away for four hours and all this happens? I'm not going to participate this round, though, because I've got States coming up rather soon and the last game sort of lasted 3 months.

[Aia]

Darn.

Missed another game. Not only that, you guys are already on the third page!

[Littleboy]

We haven't started yet. This is just to join. You can still join. Heres how:

I have a better idea. I will choose, at random, a capitol city somewhere in the world. The six people with the closest magnitudes from the destination will become officers. Post your choices here in the form (city, country) and do not PM me. Please refrain from picking a city that was already chosen. You have 24 hours.

[aubrey048]

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Edit: I'm biased too, as the city name is also the title of my favorite song. ^^

[Kokonilly]

Primarily for the sassy's benefit: http://www.happyzebra.com/distance-calculator/

[Assassinator]

Primarily for the sassy's benefit: http://www.happyzebra.com/distance-calculator/

Thank you. Perhaps I will kill you last.
The location happened to be Nuuk, Greenland. A wonderfully chilly location, where the bodies of the victims will slowly decompose in the frostbite.
Names that are bolded are the fateful officers.
winneratlife - 1597 miles
quizbowl - 2019.3 miles
paleonaps - 2053.3 miles
aubrey048 - 2113.2 miles
brobo - 2229.4 miles
kxiao - 2367.7 miles
TheGenius - 2484.3 miles
mingtian - 2802 miles
luo - 2804 miles
EpicFailOlympian - 2883.5 miles
Zyzzyva98 - 3135.8 miles
space scientist - 3175 miles
trajectoryroxs - 3447.9 miles
thewinner - 3930.8 miles
fmtiger124 - 4072.9 miles
twototwenty - 4324.2 miles
The Architect - 5352.3 miles
littleboy - 5469 miles
prelude to death - 6819.2 miles
Kokonilly - 6999.7 miles

Good luck to all - the next clue will arrive tomorrow.

[Kokonilly]

GREENLAND IS NOT A COUNTRY. IT IS OWNED BY DENMARK.

[Littleboy]

I vote this to be faulty and that we should restart that process
That was not a full 24 hours either

[winneratlife]

LOL

I just trolled my pick, and got first in guessing game? FTW

[quizbowl]

GREENLAND IS NOT A COUNTRY. IT IS OWNED BY DENMARK.

Even Dee said so, so it must be true.