Scioly Assassination 56: Mission Impossible

[brobo]

I can feel a slow pace game coming on...

My apologies I have relatives in town. I may not be able to post a clue until tomorrow after they leave.

I retract my previous statement.

I can fell a painfully slow game coming on...

[zyzzyva980]

Mission: Kill everyone before discovered
Probability of success: 99%
Probability of failure: 0%
Probability of dividing by zero and everyone including myself dies: 1%

Interesting sig.

[Squanto]

@Robo & Random: My post was a failed attempt to continue the joke, my apologies.

[RandomPerson]

@Robo & Random: My post was a failed attempt to continue the joke, my apologies.

Oh, my apologies for taking it so seriously (no sarcasm font unfortunately).

[paleonaps]

Mission: Kill everyone before discovered
Probability of success: 99%
Probability of failure: 0%
Probability of dividing by zero and everyone including myself dies: 1%

Interesting sig.

"On September 21, 1997, a divide by zero error on board the USS Yorktown (CG-48) Remote Data Base Manager brought down all the machines on the network, causing the ship's propulsion system to fail."

Anyways, the answer is simple: "What happens when you divide by zero?" The guard should answer, "I don't know." Using his curiosity against him, get him to try dividing by 0 and the resulting tear in the universe should not only create a gaping hole in the prison wall, the guard himself will also go bye-bye and you can escape- just make sure you stay as far away as possible when he tries dividing by zero so you don't die as well.

Edit: Better now, zz?

Hmmmm, she and I made excessive joking about that on the math problem thread. I know I'm not the Assassinator, but she could be.

[zyzzyva980]

Precisely my thought.

EDIT: This is going to sound suspicious, I know, but my trip just got canceled. I could have been an officer after all. So I'll be here the next few days, hopefully solving some clues.

[AlphaTauri]

Mission: Kill everyone before discovered
Probability of success: 99%
Probability of failure: 0%
Probability of dividing by zero and everyone including myself dies: 1%

Hmmmm, she and I made excessive joking about that on the math problem thread. I know I'm not the Assassinator, but she could be.

Precisely my thought.

Nope, not me. I was at a 4th of July party when the round started. (And if it was me, I wouldn't have been so obvious with the dividing by zero thing.)

Edit: Typo + OCD = Urge to correct said typo.
Edit: I was outside, in a park at a picnic-type thing, talking and waiting for the fireworks to start (at 9:05, so I don't know why we were there so early), sans laptop/iTouch/cell phone/anything to connect to the internet with. But go ahead, waste an accusation.

[paleonaps]

A lot of people were- including Random, who is an officer. So you don't really have a good alibi.

[lllazar]

Geezums, i knew this would happen...2 days at the beach and this happens.

Ooooo well.

[brobo]

Yeah! The clue should come today!

Its sad when you get to the fourth page, and you still have no clue up.