Scioly Assassination 150: X.

[RiverWalker88]

The morse code translates to:
"One might say it[apostrophe?]s jest a joke[punctuation?]"
I didn't bother double checking the punctuation.

This seems to point at jaggie who was the joker in the last game.

[Fyren]

I'll protect Jaggie34 for the time being, then.

[LittleMissNyan]

Since I wasn't able to throw you off, Balsa Man is safe. Better clue coming tomorrow.

[Booknerd]

Since I wasn't able to throw you off, Balsa Man is safe. Better clue coming tomorrow.

How DARE YOU target Balsa Man?!?! D:<

[Umaroth]

I'm going to drop from being officer so torchic can join, I don't want to waste any accuses since I know the sassy

[LittleMissNyan]

Better clue time! Sincere apologies for the first one. The rolling clue idea I thought up was a flop. Hopefully this is better!

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Ok but seriously. It’s 2 am and I’m sitting at home and questioning everything again. There has to be something I’m missing in my life. I have everything, but feel nothing at the same time.

I’m scrolling the depths of Youtube, and up comes an advertisement. It talked about the bible. Eww.

I skipped the ad and began watching. Why do you need an inside drift bike in Mariokart Wii?

I can’t even concentrate on Youtube. I’m being eaten up from the inside.

Let’s make a clue for the Earth’s science nerds.

After 10 minutes of sitting I still am unable to concentrate.

I look over at at the switchblade I set on the coffee table next to the Mr. Wentz sliders.

I thought about it for a minute. Not because I was sad or depressed though, just because I didn’t have anything to live for.

That’s all it was though, a thought.

In (imaginary) real world issues:
I was on my way to an event in the Windy City this morning (socially distanced of course), and I fell and Biffed my head, so sorry for the clue being late.

Cqjmjccp

[LittleMissNyan]

The officers are:

Booknerd
Hugotroop
Fyren
Sciolyperson1 (1 accusation)
Torchic (since Umaroth dropped his spot)

Rules Changes/Clarifications:

X might or might not have required help to write clues and/or an assistant to throw the officers off their/his/her? trail.

The person who seconds an accusation by an officer must be an officer, however they do not need an accusation.

[HugoTroop]

LOL THE SIG

anyway,

Who/what is Mr. Wentz? I’m assuming his “sliders” are a food. Most searches turn up random schoolteachers and a Good Luck Charlie episode

The part about the youtube advertisement ends in “Eww”, making me think EwwPhysics?

Them going to Windy City might just be part of the story but that could suggest someone from Illinois/Indiana (/me looks at Nydauron)

Still piecing together the last line at the time of writing

[HugoTroop]

Something i noticed on the sassy website
https://sites.google.com/view/sciolyass ... authuser=0

The word BASE in “military base” is in all caps; it may be related or just a snafu

[HugoTroop]

Capitalization of Biffed is probably hinting to Bifid Cipher.