Scioly Assassination 136: A SciOly Pandemic

[jimmy-bond]

linzhiyan: Say, have you heard of Hanakapiai Beach?
MadCow2357: No, but is it on Huron, Michigan, Erie, Ontario, Superior, Salt, or Okeechobee?
linzhiyan: No, it's a beach off the coast of Kauai in Hawaii. I've heard people have died there!
MadCow2357: Are you serious?
linzhiyan: Those are the FaCTS!

You have 48 hours.

As I have lived on this densely populated desolate rock for all of my life, I assumed that everyone knew that any word with 12 vowels in a row is Hawaiian. 29 deaths at Hanakapiai Beach from 1970 to 2012, none of which is revelant. I just wanted to post more because I had nothing to add after my first statement.
Also, Salt Lake in Utah as a possible (doubtful) ID, and what's funny is here in HI, we have a Salt Lake Park and a Salt Lake Shopping Center, but no Salt Lake City. Sad.

[lindsmaurer]

A note on the sassy: this assassination being a "pandemic" may indicate the sassy being in Disease Detectives

[MadCow2357]

A note on the sassy: this assassination being a "pandemic" may indicate the sassy being in Disease Detectives

It could also refer to the popular board game, "Pandemic".

Anybody here do Disease?

[kate!]

A note on the sassy: this assassination being a "pandemic" may indicate the sassy being in Disease Detectives

I mean, the assassinator for game 108 "Another Wright State Gone Wrong" didn't actually go to nationals... I doubt the title of this game is meant to be that obviously hinting towards Disease Detectives.

[lindsmaurer]

A note on the sassy: this assassination being a "pandemic" may indicate the sassy being in Disease Detectives

I mean, the assassinator for game 108 "Another Wright State Gone Wrong" didn't actually go to nationals... I doubt the title of this game is meant to be that obviously hinting towards Disease Detectives.

True... but it's a thought

[Assassinator]

MadCow2357, you have earned an accusation.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you important news: a local individual identified as Riptide has been the first suspect of a disease now being called "Forums fever". Two days ago, Riptide began experiencing symptoms appearing to be a form of shock, ranging from a fever and high breathing and heart rates, to a low level of consciousness and skin damp with sweat. Today, he has shown improvement, and is expected to make a full recovery. However, we advise the public to be on the alert for more symptoms similar to Riptide's.

Cavalier

You have 48 hours.

[TheCrazyChemist]

Here's my thoughts on this:
- Damp is italicized, does that mean anything? Also, damp is 4 letters, cava is 4 letters, and lier is 4 letters. I have no idea what that could mean tho.
-Cavalier is there. It just seems very random. The first things that come to mind are the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Virginia Cavaliers (NCAA?), and actual cavaliers on horseback.
-The sassy's sig changed to farmer's lung, which is also a disease, just like gangliosidosis. This could be a red herring.
EDIT: I know it's kinda early to start thinking about the sassy, but TailsFans has done Disease Detectives for 3 years and was active a little bit after the sassy posted. Probably means nothing tho.

[lindsmaurer]

Solon is near Cleveland, so if no one comes up with anything than maybe I should be protected?

Cavalier is purple and white for some reason... that has to mean something... also, maybe the TV channel numbers have significance, although I have no idea what they could mean

[TheCrazyChemist]

Solon is near Cleveland, so if no one comes up with anything than maybe I should be protected?

Cavalier is purple and white for some reason... that has to mean something... also, maybe the TV channel numbers have significance, although I have no idea what they could mean

Oh yes, you reminded me. The only person I know of who uses any color other than the standard black at anytime is SOnerd in his/her sig.
EDIT: Quite a few people use multiple colors, like east Stroudsburg and waffletree. Both have purple in their sigs.

[lindsmaurer]

I checked assassination games 27, 50, 100, and 110 on a hunch, and in (at least) two of them East was the sassy. The other two games failed for seperate reasons. Since East wasn't sassy in all of them, I'm thinking it's a coincidence, but figured I'd bring it up in case anyone finds it important

EDIT: Ok so in 50 there were 5 sassys. East was one of them
EDIT: It looks like East was also a sassy in 100, meaning that East was sassy in all four of those games. This can't be a coincidence.
EDIT: the East Stroudsburg High School mascot is the cavalier and their colors are purple and white