Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

[Tailsfan101]

Whoops, quoted too much–I was referring to if I should make any protects.

I would protect jaggie34 since he (she?) goes to the same school as pepperonipi, and possibly protect me because I'm mentioned in the clue. Beyond that, I would just protect two more officers that seem plausible.

[jaggie34]

Whoops, quoted too much–I was referring to if I should make any protects.

I would protect jaggie34 since he (she?) goes to the same school as pepperonipi, and possibly protect me because I'm mentioned in the clue. Beyond that, I would just protect two more officers that seem plausible.

He, and while I'd appreciate the protection it might be a better idea to just hold on to our protects for the moment as the evidence for pepperonipi seems pretty solid

[TheMysteriousMapMan]

I'll protect half of jaggie34 just in case. Take or leave the other half, then.

[jaggie34]

I'll protect half of jaggie34 just in case. Take or leave the other half, then.

I guess I'll protect the other half of myself then

[Here]

72 hours.....

[TheChiScientist]

72 hours.....

Something tells me this sassy is quite busy... (On that note I gotta get back to prepping for state! )

[Assassinator]

72 hours.....

Something tells me this sassy is quite busy... (On that note I gotta get back to prepping for state! )

Yes, yes I am.

...

Continuing our story though:

April 1, 12:00 a.m.

I hid in the bushes, my eyes set on pepperonipi's house. An evil smirk came across my face as I was about to strike.

LittleMissNyan comes running to the door, with Tailsfan101 right behind her.

LittleMissNyan: "pepperonipi! We need to get you to safety immediately! You're in grave danger!"

An exasperated expression came across my face. I couldn't pull off my prank, not with these people around.

LittleMissNyan, you have earned an accusation. What you do with it now is up to you.

Quickly thinking, wouldn't it be fun to play a prank on Bob while he's trying to construct three-quarters of a half? Yeah, that would be fun!

-72 hours-

[Creationist127]

72 hours.....

Something tells me this sassy is quite busy... (On that note I gotta get back to prepping for state! )

Yes, yes I am.

...

Continuing our story though:

April 1, 12:00 a.m.

I hid in the bushes, my eyes set on pepperonipi's house. An evil smirk came across my face as I was about to strike.

LittleMissNyan comes running to the door, with Tailsfan101 right behind her.

LittleMissNyan: "pepperonipi! We need to get you to safety immediately! You're in grave danger!"

An exasperated expression came across my face. I couldn't pull off my prank, not with these people around.

LittleMissNyan, you have earned an accusation. What you do with it now is up to you.

Quickly thinking, wouldn't it be fun to play a prank on Bob while he's trying to construct three-quarters of a half? Yeah, that would be fun!

-72 hours-

Now wait a second. Your sig says everyone has one accusation, but earlier you said we start with none... Could you offer a clarification, by chance?
At any rate, 3/4 of 1/2 is 3/8. Nobody notable joined on March 8 of any year, as far as I can tell. Does anyone recognize "Bob", or is it just a placeholder name? Perhaps, though this is a stretch, bobthebuilderman?

[jaggie34]

Something tells me this sassy is quite busy... (On that note I gotta get back to prepping for state! )

Yes, yes I am.

...

Continuing our story though:

April 1, 12:00 a.m.

I hid in the bushes, my eyes set on pepperonipi's house. An evil smirk came across my face as I was about to strike.

LittleMissNyan comes running to the door, with Tailsfan101 right behind her.

LittleMissNyan: "pepperonipi! We need to get you to safety immediately! You're in grave danger!"

An exasperated expression came across my face. I couldn't pull off my prank, not with these people around.

LittleMissNyan, you have earned an accusation. What you do with it now is up to you.

Quickly thinking, wouldn't it be fun to play a prank on Bob while he's trying to construct three-quarters of a half? Yeah, that would be fun!

-72 hours-

Now wait a second. Your sig says everyone has one accusation, but earlier you said we start with none... Could you offer a clarification, by chance?
At any rate, 3/4 of 1/2 is 3/8. Nobody notable joined on March 8 of any year, as far as I can tell. Does anyone recognize "Bob", or is it just a placeholder name? Perhaps, though this is a stretch, bobthebuilderman?

That was an April fools joke, we actually start with one

[Tailsfan101]

What strikes me as important in this clue:
-"Quickly thinking", is grammatically incorrect
-"Bob"
-"three-quarters of a half", 3/8
-"fun", is repeated
-"construct", someone who does a build, likely