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But then the power rangers rescued you.

BUT then Nekron, the lord of death sends you to the underworld

We get back to reality where we are lying down in a cornfield.
But a corn on which I am lying just has to be made of antimatter (crud...)

And so I open a portal into Phyrexia and we jump through...

BUT then the Phyexian horrors ambush us

so i put them back through another portal

unfortunately, this causes matter to be reversed where we are.

So I shine light from INSIDE a mirror and unreverse it...

BUT then the Master of Mirrors comes after us...

So I give you a hammer, a mirrors one true weakness.

But then I am confronted by the Knights Who Say Nih! <I think that's how you spell it...

And I save you all with my magical pink fluffy unicorn and fly off to dance on rainbows, then it stops rainbow-ing and we start to fall

So I spray my sprinklers and shine a flashlight through it-more rainbows!
But then...I am knocked over by a ninja.

That ninja was me, so I revive you.
But in the process, the antimatter monochrome rainbow nyanblobfish turns the fluzzy unicorns with machete guns in Lalaland into their army of eejits, who are given the order to attack me, so I'm mobbed by a bunch of fluzzy unicorn eejits with machete guns.

However, the nyanblobfish cannot survive outside of monochrome rainbows, the eejits fall lifeless without energy from their commanders.

But then the machete guns fall to the ground, they misfire at me.