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it isn't? lol. um.. because Chris Columbus was smart but admitted that he was stupid...

Why did I just say Chris Columbus and not Galileo?

well i should say called a sphere
Its not perfectly round i meant

anyway
Because galleleo is harder to spell

Why to we have to switch to DTV?

cuz digital starts with d and the goverment likes..."d"s? (idk, that was random)

why do i have a pencil that says "zebra" on it?

'cuz zebras perform behavioral defense, they don't have false coloring..

Why does every baking recipe need something different that I don't have?

cuz all baking recipes are part of the "make life harder for sewforlife" club.

why am i eating yogurt and not something more appetizing?

beacuse you are filled with a substance that magnetizes yogurt to you

Why does my dog prefer to sit on chairs instead of the floor?

because fairies sprinkled dog food scented stuff onto your chairs

why si the tissue box purple?

because its my third fav. color... (kinda)

why am I addicted to posting games?

because its not SO season and you have OCD to be addicted to something

why does it seem like very few polls are being approved lately in the polling place?

because they were horrible definitions of good and bad

why does <--he have eyes higher up than <-- him?