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So the Green Lantern creates a port-a-potty for you.

BUT then Captain America attacks him

Captain america suffers a brain anurism

Then iron man shoots a heat guided missle at greenlantern

But barbie takes the hit.

But THEN green lantern is attacked by his nemesis, Sinestro

But then I throw a hand grenade at Sinestro and kill him. Unfortunately the shockwaves from the grenade start coming after me.

But you reach a bunker and the shockwaves don't reach you.

BUT then the shockwaves make the bunker collapse

But then the shock waves turn in to rainbows

The rainbow includes the color pink and I am blinded by the atrocity

But at the rate the waves are moving, the doppler effect comes into play and the color changes.

BUT then my writing homework attacks me

The laws of grammar are distorted and your homework spontaneously combust

The flames burn my hands and I suffer a horrible infection

But then I cut up the word "infection" and it flows into the alphabet continuum...

BUT then some letters com back and spell "alien attack" which is exactly what happens.

but cannot survive in atmospheres without more then 30% helium

But since the4y disinegrated their flesh landed on mine and there was a bid green stain that really bothered me so i jumped off a roof