Save the person on top of you!

[akatsuki9]

So the Green Lantern creates a port-a-potty for you.

BUT then Captain America attacks him

[nuclear reactor]

Captain america suffers a brain anurism

Then iron man shoots a heat guided missle at greenlantern

[akatsuki9]

But barbie takes the hit.

But THEN green lantern is attacked by his nemesis, Sinestro

[nuclear reactor]

But then I throw a hand grenade at Sinestro and kill him. Unfortunately the shockwaves from the grenade start coming after me.

[akatsuki9]

But you reach a bunker and the shockwaves don't reach you.

BUT then the shockwaves make the bunker collapse

[nuclear reactor]

But then the shock waves turn in to rainbows

The rainbow includes the color pink and I am blinded by the atrocity

[akatsuki9]

But at the rate the waves are moving, the doppler effect comes into play and the color changes.

BUT then my writing homework attacks me

[hydrogenfuelcell]

The laws of grammar are distorted and your homework spontaneously combust

The flames burn my hands and I suffer a horrible infection

[akatsuki9]

But then I cut up the word "infection" and it flows into the alphabet continuum...

BUT then some letters com back and spell "alien attack" which is exactly what happens.

[hydrogenfuelcell]

but cannot survive in atmospheres without more then 30% helium

But since the4y disinegrated their flesh landed on mine and there was a bid green stain that really bothered me so i jumped off a roof