1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[LittleMissNyan]

532: Pitch a tent in the parking lot and spend the night.
533: Double post in this thread, even if it has been dead for nearly 4.5 years.

amazing campout plan 10/10
534: Pitch a Cub Scout Day Camp in the parking lot and wrangle a hundred cub scouts all day.
535: Run model rockets at the crafts station.
536: Hit the manager in the head with a rocket.
537: Hit a rocket in the head with a rocket ???

[CSLA]

55. Release all the giant bouncy balls from that giant cage thing that they have them in.

YES.

[CSLA]

38. stop this destruction and walk out the door politely. I own a Wal-Mart and this type of behavior upsets me.

hehehehe

[CSLA]

112. Obviously burn the building down

How do you not obviously burn a building down?

[lechonk]

29. Tape a Target Sign on every Walmart sign, including the ones on the employees' vests.
30. Jailbreak one of the sample TVs on display and start a Hatsune Miku Concert
31. (taking inspiration from number 20) Dress up as Ash Ketchum, and make one of your friends dress up as Pikachu. Run up to random people and challenge them to a Pokémon battle.
33. Hide under the aisle or on the bottom shelf. Start spraying people's feet with a squirt gun.