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so i shove a bezoar (harry potter) down your throat which cures the poison
unfortunately the goat from which i took it is now a zombie...

So I use my zombie-killer-laser-eye-beams to kill it, but the zombie's body gives off toxic gas that only affects me...

I quickly hand you my gas mask and we waltz out of the place but then I trip and fall into a huge spiked pit

Then I come along with my spaceship and pick you up before you are impaled...

BUT then the ship gets attacked by Darth Vader.

akatsuki9 wrote:Then I come along with my spaceship and pick you up before you are impaled...

BUT then the ship gets attacked by Darth Vader.

But Darth Vader somehow falls into the ocean and drowns

BUT then the ship starts to sink.

then I call a dolphin to rescue your sinking ship but the dolphin gets mad and starts attacking me

So I hit the dolphin over its head with a big steel pipe that arrives from no where, but the dolphin's mommy sees, so now there is a whole hoard of dolphins attacking me!

so then I detonate a nuclear bomb I din't realize I had and the hoard of dolhpins is wiped out
BUT thye radioactive particles start coming after me

But then I (somehow) raise a lead shield 5 feet thick and block the radiation...

BUT then the big lead wall falls on us...

So I eat the wall

But now I need to go poop or else I will blow up