1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[jaspattack]

513. Place marbles throughout the store, creating a slapstick performance where every person that attempts to shop in the Walmart slips and falls dramatically.

[NeBH]

514: Put grey Legos in the shoe aisles. Not a lot, just a handful. Also, number them starting at 23.

[sneepity]

515: go into the folder aisle during back to school, and throw them all onto the floor

[sneepity]

515: go into the folder aisle during back to school, and throw them all onto the floor

515.1: Then get a running start and slide through the aisle now covered in folders, screaming at the top of your lungs.

[Creationist127]

518 (because numbers): Open all of the packages of masks, paper towels, disinfectant, wipes, anything that's supposed to be clean/sterile.

[sneepity]

518 (because numbers): Open all of the packages of masks, paper towels, disinfectant, wipes, anything that's supposed to be clean/sterile.

dump out all the clorox juice onto the floor

[raytay]

520: Drink Windex from a Gatorade bottle.

[sneepity]

521: drink gatorade from a windex bottle

[sneepity]

522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.

[SilverBreeze]

522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.

Hey it technically does kill the virus and your own cells, but that's not important, is it?