Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Torchic]

I feel stupid now. Dang it we were right there
One more year of this rocky sphere before it’s roots fade away
Two muddled tries as their weapon cried, the secret of their game
Three small clues were protected, true although green came from gray
Four, my mistake, two similar fates but chocolate wasn’t the same
Five more tries - don’t you know I lied? The Germans had their day

ABABA rhyme scheme

[Torchic]

Erica J Heflin 2014
Lawrence Verigin 2013
lfyaoysae ar rsescsiws
Will Durant 2016
choo choo

Erica J Heflin (from google searches) seems like a digital comic writer. In 2014, they published Mother and Son, Flesh of White 2, and The Black Hand #1 Lawrence Verigin is a novel writer. He wrote the Dark Seed trilogy. In 2013, they published Dark Seed, a scifi novel.
Stupid chromebook won't give any results for Will Durant other than the fact that he was an American writer who died in 1981

[JoeyC]

Camp Alexander is a popular Summer Camp for Boy Scouts located in Colorado I guess.

[BennyTheJett]

The choo choo makes me think trains.

[Fyren]

I put exstinxisti into google translate, and it translated to extinguished.
No idea if this will be helpful, but we'll see.

[LittleMissNyan]

Googling Will Durant came up with results for a basketball player as well as a writer, a few more searches and aparently the writer's dead
Closest book to 2016 I could find (some of the things say 2014 or 2015) is Fallen Leaves

[Torchic]

Googling Will Durant came up with results for a basketball player as well as a writer, a few more searches and aparently the writer's dead
Closest book to 2016 I could find (some of the things say 2014 or 2015) is Fallen Leaves

Dark Seed then Fallen Leaves... both relate to plants
Not sure how Mother and Son, Flesh of White 2, and The Black Hand #1 relate to it though

[Things2do]

Nine little Soldier Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

+6:00/
Heartbeat slightly above average, but mostly just bored. In a giant stack of single-ply toilet paper. Because of course he is.

+5:00/
Might have accidentally given them too much time, but no matter. Have they just given up?

+4:00/
Please stop pestering him over the toilet paper, you'll get plenty of it soon.

+3:00/
No one remembers his old location? Oh, well.

+2:00/
Perscriptivist, Eagle Scout, shame he won’t get to go to Colorado anytime soon...

+1:00/
Poor Things2do.

+0:00/
exstinxisti


Erica J Heflin 2014
Lawrence Verigin 2013
lfyaoysae ar rsescsiws
Will Durant 2016
choo choo

{Surprised ghost noises.}
I think I know who the Assassinator is.

[LittleMissNyan]

Googling Will Durant came up with results for a basketball player as well as a writer, a few more searches and aparently the writer's dead
Closest book to 2016 I could find (some of the things say 2014 or 2015) is Fallen Leaves

Dark Seed then Fallen Leaves... both relate to plants
Not sure how Mother and Son, Flesh of White 2, and The Black Hand #1 relate to it though

Flesh of White = fruit/vegetable flesh? though that could be a lot of foods

[BennyTheJett]

Isn't there a user called watermelon?