Scioly Assassination 54: The Untouchable

[zyzzyva980]

I went back and read your round, trajectoryroxs. It was certainly unique.

EDIT: I also noticed quizbowl very high on that wasted staircase or whatever. It could explain how often the assassinator has been posting.

[quizbowl]

I'm actually rather flattered by that. Nice waste of an accusation, though. And might I ask why else you accused me?

[Assassinator]

I am not quizbowl13. Two black marks for trajectoryroxs.

[zyzzyva980]

I protect myself because I write for the school paper.

[Assassinator]

I found him hiding in the magazine store. He saw me, and recognized who I was instantly. He went into the bathroom, in the vain hope that the stall would save him.
It didn't. I lured him out with a violin, playing sweet songs. As he came out, I jammed my knife into his jugular.
The authorities were helpless to prevent zyzzyva98's assassination.
I will later explain the clue.

[zyzzyva980]

Killing one hour before the deadline? Shameful. And illegal.

[Assassinator]

I'm sorry. i had not logged in when I checked the time that I posted the clue. It was therefore a different time zone. For reparations, eta150 will get an extra protection for the next clue, and if we get that far, trajectory will get one for the one after that.

[zyzzyva980]

Everyone seems so overeager to kill me. I'm not that bad, am I? It's obvious your plan, assassinator, is to kill all the officers, as they are the only ones you have targeted. Give me one more accusation, they should be able to protect themselves.

[Assassinator]

Fine. Accuse at your leisure.

[zyzzyva980]

It appears my most recent attempt to figure out the sixth identity in #50 has failed.