Scioly Assassination 146: A Superstore By Any Other Name

[Things2do]

TPs someone's house as ultimate flex

Please do that to mine, I think my family is running pretty low. I'll PM my address if anybody is considering this

If I lived near you, I'd consider doing this... Specifically, we got her mostly full package of extremely cheap TP when my great aunt died in early 2015. We used about a half of a roll. It's single-ply, and possibly worse than the sandpaper in most of the motels we stay in. And we usually stay in the cheap motels...

[BennyTheJett]

I'm not sure how I feel about that..... That description of the TP paints a very vivid image in my mind...

[raytay]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Scioly Assassination 146: Breadstick Wars and Toilet Paper

[BennyTheJett]

That should be the title for Scioly Assassination 147....

[Umaroth]

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Scioly Assassination 146: Breadstick Wars and Toilet Paper

Breadstick Wars Episode I: Toilet Paper Menace

[JoeyC]

If I lived near you, I'd consider doing this... Specifically, we got her mostly full package of extremely cheap TP when my great aunt died in early 2015. We used about a half of a roll. It's single-ply, and possibly worse than the sandpaper in most of the motels we stay in. And we usually stay in the cheap motels...

I've spent quite a bit of time in Malaysia. Toilet Paper is still toilet paper no matter how low quality it may be. (and if you run out of it just set up a bidet)

[SilverBreeze]

PSA: this exists...

CookiePie1 is safe, but I’m not sure how long we can keep this going...

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Someone’s gotten a license extension! Again! Well don’t think there isn’t a ban coming for you, little miss security risk!

[JoeyC]

ehh

[Assassinator]

Nine little Soldier Boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

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Heartbeat slightly above average, but mostly just bored. In a giant stack of single-ply toilet paper. Because of course he is.

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Might have accidentally given them too much time, but no matter. Have they just given up?

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Please stop pestering him over the toilet paper, you'll get plenty of it soon.

+3:00/
No one remembers his old location? Oh, well.

+2:00/
Perscriptivist, Eagle Scout, shame he won’t get to go to Colorado anytime soon...

+1:00/
Poor Things2do.

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[CookiePie1]

The sig now contains the Has Gotten Coronavirus: No which JoeyC also has.