Corrupt a Wish

[sadistic_cottoncandy]

granted, but then the world ends.
i wish that i had another puppy.

[2win]

granted, but then you would have to take care of one more dog
i wish i could have freedom in my house. (as in my parents wouldnt be too secure)

[crazibanana_51]

Granted but then you wouldn't be free outside of ur house
I wish that it wasnt cold where I live

[zeldamaniac95]

everything would overheat and burn up into ashes

i wish my phone was faster

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then your computer will be a sloth.

I wish I could spell.

[2win]

Granted, but then you would be considered a nerd (at least in my school) that you can spell everything.

I wish my sister would get off of me right now. She's clinging to me like a parasite.

[danger will robinson]

Granted, but then your dad would start clinging to you like a parasite. Think about that mental image people.

I wish that I wasn't OCD when it came to my history project. It adds so much more work!!!

[catapult champion]

granted but u make all f's on your report card

i wish i knew who the assasion is

[danger will robinson]

granted, but eh you'd be so awesomeful at it that you'd figure out who the assassinator was ever time. well...that'd just be no fun.

i wish that i could meet all of you people. i don't know why.

[2win]

(I do too) Granted, but then some people would have to fly from different states just to see you.
I wish I could drive.