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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 1:07 pm
by raytay
496: Realize that all along, the breadsticks were actually sticks of dynamite
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 1:39 pm
by SilverBreeze
raytay wrote: ↑March 6th, 2020, 1:07 pm
496: Realize that all along, the breadsticks were actually sticks of dynamite
Torchic wrote: ↑March 6th, 2020, 12:53 pm
495: Fling the flaming/charred breadtree at the sassy
Poor sassy...
497: Distribute cooked, uncharred breadsticks to people and families in need in the area.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 1:59 pm
by LittleMissNyan
497.5: Without paying for them.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 4:18 pm
by SilverBreeze
497.6: Paying for them in Monopoly money.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 4:46 pm
by BennyTheJett
497.7: Robbing the Walmart of all of its monopoly money
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 9th, 2020, 8:18 am
by Torchic
497.8: Making sure you replace the Monopoly money/pay for it with COUNTERFEIT Monopoly money
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 6th, 2020, 9:45 am
by BennyTheJett
500 (lmao): Organize the Dead Poet Society in the Walmart, and have improve poetry night at the checkouts.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 8th, 2020, 5:22 pm
by Torchic
501: Basically get "kicked" out of Walmart by realizing that the Assassination game that took place in it was basically a weird hallucination caused by being an idiot with a frisbee and nearly dying, and you wake up after accusing the sassy
(All of you reading this better join #147)
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: April 9th, 2020, 6:12 am
by LittleMissNyan
Torchic wrote: ↑April 8th, 2020, 5:22 pm
501: Basically get "kicked" out of Walmart by realizing that the Assassination game that took place in it was basically a weird hallucination caused by being an idiot with a frisbee and nearly dying, and you wake up after accusing the sassy
(All of you reading this better join #147)
502: Or was it?
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: May 13th, 2020, 6:50 pm
by DragonTownEpic
503: Replace every Phillips-head screw in the store with a Flat-head screw.