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Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: March 8th, 2011, 12:33 pm
by 49ers
so i strap them to a wall.
but then their mothers come after me with 17 foot machetes..

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: March 8th, 2011, 5:28 pm
by Cheesy Pie
Under the Earth's gravity, the machetes break. (they lived in space)

But suddenly the wall that the Star Wars cast is strapped to disappears, and bazookas spontaneously appear in their hands.

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 21st, 2011, 7:41 pm
by MasterPuffy
With 8 wads of chewing gum, Cheesy Pie's regionals medals, and a paper clip bent to look like pi, I teleport the dancing whale to U of W so that it can be the event supervisor of Dynamic Planet at Nationals.

But the wads of chewing gum separate and the dancing whale comes back.

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 21st, 2011, 9:01 pm
by Cheesy Pie
It dies from being beached!

But the bazooka-wielding Starwars characters fire at you!

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 21st, 2011, 9:12 pm
by Schrodingerscat
However, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2X-1tZY-jc

But a piece of antimatter comes flying towards you somehow avoiding annihilation with the air.

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 21st, 2011, 9:16 pm
by Cheesy Pie
It hits Skywalker's bazooka and explodes all of the cast.

The dancing whale comes back to life with a bomb sandwich rigged to explode in one second!

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 26th, 2011, 6:40 am
by Arrowwolf
So then I come in with a robot who defuses the bomb.

Then, my robot starts running towards the nuclear power plant!

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 26th, 2011, 6:22 pm
by Cheesy Pie
I use my telekinesis powers to lift it away.

But the dancing whale becomes radioactive, sprouts wings, and flies straight into the nuclear plant.

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 27th, 2011, 6:05 am
by Arrowwolf
Then my robot punches you in the arm and he runs towards the whale.

The Whale and the robot and the rest of the city are flooded by nuclear waste.

Re: Save the person on top of you!

Posted: April 27th, 2011, 1:08 pm
by Cheesy Pie
It decays and the town is stable.

But the dancing whale turns into francium and slaps you across the face.