Save the person on top of you!

[49ers]

so i strap them to a wall.
but then their mothers come after me with 17 foot machetes..

[Cheesy Pie]

Under the Earth's gravity, the machetes break. (they lived in space)

But suddenly the wall that the Star Wars cast is strapped to disappears, and bazookas spontaneously appear in their hands.

[MasterPuffy]

With 8 wads of chewing gum, Cheesy Pie's regionals medals, and a paper clip bent to look like pi, I teleport the dancing whale to U of W so that it can be the event supervisor of Dynamic Planet at Nationals.

But the wads of chewing gum separate and the dancing whale comes back.

[Cheesy Pie]

It dies from being beached!

But the bazooka-wielding Starwars characters fire at you!

[Schrodingerscat]

However, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2X-1tZY-jc

But a piece of antimatter comes flying towards you somehow avoiding annihilation with the air.

[Cheesy Pie]

It hits Skywalker's bazooka and explodes all of the cast.

The dancing whale comes back to life with a bomb sandwich rigged to explode in one second!

[Arrowwolf]

So then I come in with a robot who defuses the bomb.

Then, my robot starts running towards the nuclear power plant!

[Cheesy Pie]

I use my telekinesis powers to lift it away.

But the dancing whale becomes radioactive, sprouts wings, and flies straight into the nuclear plant.

[Arrowwolf]

Then my robot punches you in the arm and he runs towards the whale.

The Whale and the robot and the rest of the city are flooded by nuclear waste.

[Cheesy Pie]

It decays and the town is stable.

But the dancing whale turns into francium and slaps you across the face.