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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 4:16 pm
by Creationist127
raytay wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 3:18 pm
BennyTheJett wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 2:35 pm
Eat RayTay. Frozen. All of RayTay.
(Literally the last phrase killed me aaah) why would you eat garbage
Don't sell yourself short. (I want to make an eating-related complement but I can't think of one that doesn't sound creepy and weird...)
476: Make creepy eating-related complements to everyone you see
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 7:23 pm
by MadCow2357
Creationist127 wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 4:16 pm
476: Make creepy eating-related complements to everyone you see
You look like an appetizing potato. I would like to consume your starch
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 7:59 pm
by SilverBreeze
MadCow2357 wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 7:23 pm
Creationist127 wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 4:16 pm
476: Make creepy eating-related complements to everyone you see
You look like an appetizing potato. I would like to consume your starch
478: Test starchy foods with iodine first. Then eat them.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 8:15 pm
by BennyTheJett
ON A MORE REALISTIC NOTE (since ppl want that)
479: Buy out all the milk in the store (cuz he need some MILK), then realize you were lactose intolerant, and return the milk. All of it.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 26th, 2020, 8:39 pm
by SilverBreeze
BennyTheJett wrote: ↑February 26th, 2020, 8:15 pm
ON A MORE REALISTIC NOTE (since ppl want that)
479: Buy out all the milk in the store (cuz he need some MILK), then realize you were lactose intolerant, and return the milk. All of it.
480: After its expiration date when it's been sitting out in the sun for days.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: February 27th, 2020, 7:51 pm
by EwwPhysics
481: Start an improv session that involves a lot of writhing on the floor and screaming, and bad humor...
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 5th, 2020, 6:06 pm
by Torchic
482: After supervising a breadstick battle, Walmart gets fed up with people carrying breadsticks. Later, you realize that you are the next target, have a yardstick with spikes, run around like a maniac with it, then hit the sassy with a breadstick, basically annoying the Walmart employees (and the sassy) because of breadstick abuse
I'm alive for now, so maybe I shouldn't complain
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 5th, 2020, 7:46 pm
by SilverBreeze
483: Convince all the other ghosts to help overturn a bunch of boxes of breadsticks on the sassy, enough to be funny but not injure anyone.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 4:03 am
by BennyTheJett
484: Have Bernard drive his car into the store.
Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart
Posted: March 6th, 2020, 6:57 am
by Assassinator
Not quite ghosts but close enough.
485: Hit Bernard with a breadstick.