1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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raytay wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 3:18 pm
BennyTheJett wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:35 pm Eat RayTay. Frozen. All of RayTay.
(Literally the last phrase killed me aaah) why would you eat garbage 8-)
Don't sell yourself short. (I want to make an eating-related complement but I can't think of one that doesn't sound creepy and weird...)
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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Creationist127 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:16 pm 476: Make creepy eating-related complements to everyone you see
You look like an appetizing potato. I would like to consume your starch
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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MadCow2357 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:23 pm
Creationist127 wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:16 pm 476: Make creepy eating-related complements to everyone you see
You look like an appetizing potato. I would like to consume your starch
478: Test starchy foods with iodine first. Then eat them.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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ON A MORE REALISTIC NOTE (since ppl want that)

479: Buy out all the milk in the store (cuz he need some MILK), then realize you were lactose intolerant, and return the milk. All of it.
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BennyTheJett wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 8:15 pm ON A MORE REALISTIC NOTE (since ppl want that)

479: Buy out all the milk in the store (cuz he need some MILK), then realize you were lactose intolerant, and return the milk. All of it.
480: After its expiration date when it's been sitting out in the sun for days.
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481: Start an improv session that involves a lot of writhing on the floor and screaming, and bad humor...
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

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482: After supervising a breadstick battle, Walmart gets fed up with people carrying breadsticks. Later, you realize that you are the next target, have a yardstick with spikes, run around like a maniac with it, then hit the sassy with a breadstick, basically annoying the Walmart employees (and the sassy) because of breadstick abuse
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483: Convince all the other ghosts to help overturn a bunch of boxes of breadsticks on the sassy, enough to be funny but not injure anyone.
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484: Have Bernard drive his car into the store.
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Not quite ghosts but close enough.
485: Hit Bernard with a breadstick.
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