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you take out your ray gun and shoot them, but then run out of ammo

Grab you throw myself at the ground and miss, but then begin to think of heavy objects

hit the ground but remember that the point of the ground is to fall on it so you decide it does not deserve to exist and because you are immortal it ceases to exist and you are hurled into deep space

BUT................ you had a gersh device to teleport you somewere random, unfortuenately, it malfuntioned and landed you 2 m from a black hole instead of the nearest planet, so.........

i let you die
except i don't, and i save you by redirecting you through a wormhole into another dimension so you can avoid spaghettification caused by your proximity to the black hole. This wormhole takes to back to the earth faster than the speed of light, causing you to go back in time to an age of dinosaurs, and I accidentally come with you
Then we see the meteor that ends the dinosaurs coming toward us...

i call in superman who throws it out
but then he is infected with some strange alien and starts attacking us!

I hit random buttons on a time machine, teleporting us to the first post on this thread.

RemRemKenKen wrote:Here is an example

Person 1 I Was walking when i fell of a cliff
Person 2 so i got my helicopter to catch you the all of a sudden i ran out of fuel
Person 3 so i got a replacement chopper and broght you to the surface when all of a sudden a hit man fired it's bullet at me
And so on

I will start

I was on my roof relaxing when all of a sudden i tripped and was falling

then your little sister started dancing and we ran back to the present
only to be attacked by quatum zombies

luckily you get telaported out

I comment that you should edit your post to show some peril that you are in
but them my internet fails and I can't get on scioly